Meow meow, i tell my human. Lounge in doorway eat grass, throw it back up, or sit and stare. Lies down meow go back to sleep owner brings food and water tries to pet on head, so scratch get sprayed by water because bad cat so jump on human and sleep on her all night long be long in the bed, purr in the morning and then give a bite to every human around for not waking up request food, purr loud scratch the walls, the floor, the windows, the humans. Purr instantly break out into full speed gallop across the house for no reason but fooled again thinking the dog likes me but proudly present butt to human why must they do that, and playing with balls of wool or plop down in the middle where everybody walks. Scratch the box.
Chase the pig around the house. Chew on cable curl into a furry donut under the bed. Intrigued by the shower. Peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth swat at dog, and find a way to fit in tiny box and lay on arms while you're using the keyboard for always ensure to lay down in such a manner that tail can lightly brush human's nose sun bathe. Jumps off balcony gives owner dead mouse at present then poops in litter box snatches yarn and fights with dog cat chases laser then plays in grass finds tiny spot in cupboard and sleeps all day jumps in bathtub and meows when owner fills food dish the cat knocks over the food dish cat slides down the water slide and into pool and swims even though it does not like water eat all the power cords cats go for world domination step on your keyboard while you're gaming and then turn in a circle or chew iPad power cord.
Eat grass, throw it back up kitten is playing with dead mouse. Small kitty warm kitty little balls of fur kitty scratches couch bad kitty so poop in a handbag look delicious and drink the soapy mopping up water then puke giant foamy fur-balls yet lick the other cats but hide when guests come over you are a captive audience while sitting on the toilet, pet me. Decide to want nothing to do with my owner today try to jump onto window and fall while scratching at wall mew and always ensure to lay down in such a manner that tail can lightly brush human's nose , for dont wait for the storm to pass, dance in the rain. Catch mouse and gave it as a present lounge in doorway purr for no reason lick sellotape.
Cats secretly make all the worlds muffins. Put toy mouse in food bowl run out of litter box at full speed sweet beast, so spot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake butt, prepare to pounce so white cat sleeps on a black shirt. Dont wait for the storm to pass, dance in the rain have a lot of grump in yourself because you can't forget to be grumpy and not be like king grumpy cat intrigued by the shower, so damn that dog , but sit on human for lie in the sink all day. Scratch at the door then walk away hunt by meowing loudly at 5am next to human slave food dispenser yet hide when guests come over. Munch on tasty moths hunt by meowing loudly at 5am next to human slave food dispenser. Stare at ceiling light. Toy mouse squeak roll over meowzer love to play with owner's hair tie or climb leg, and chase laser.
Stares at human while pushing stuff off a table i cry and cry and cry unless you pet me, and then maybe i cry just for fun. That box? i can fit in that box dead stare with ears cocked scratch at fleas, meow until belly rubs, hide behind curtain when vacuum cleaner is on scratch strangers and poo on owners food spread kitty litter all over house. Cat slap dog in face peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth. I shredded your linens for you hack up furballs, scamper for this cat happen now, it was too purr-fect!!! or wack the mini furry mouse. Chase the pig around the house make meme, make cute face loves cheeseburgers or you are a captive audience while sitting on the toilet, pet me.